Simple Insults and Battle Cries

Part of re-enacting the early medieval period is trying to get inside the head of the character you are portraying, in order to try to get across to the public a little of what it would have been like to be alive in that period, as well as to increase your own enjoyment.

As a Viking warrior and seaman, it is almost certain that you would have been well-versed in a wide variety of insults and curses, so it is always fun to know a few words of old Norse and English in order to give more of a feeling of the people at the time. For re-enactment purposes, most conversation is carried out in modern english, a compromise that at least allows us to understand eachother without a degree in an ancientlanguage. That said, what could be more fun than wandering into an enemy camp and shouting out insults in ancient Norse, or having a line of Danish warriors march forwards chanting out insults in their native language.

Besides, what can be more enjoyable than marching into your camp, shouting out

''Meyla krafla mikli thur haensa'' (child born of a long-dead chicken)

slamming down your drink, then going into a short fist fight and a bit of display combat. It's a bit stagey, but if it's done right can make you feel like your right there, as well as giving any members of the public who are about something to watch between battles.

Not all of the battle cries used were insults by any means. Historically, the vikings were famous for their tendency to use screaming and animal noises to further intimidate their enemies, in fact the word ''Ahoy'' dates from this time, and was used as to frighten their enemies before battle and during the charge (although its use by sailors over the centuries since has lessened its fear factor). Other historic war cries from this period are:

''Dex Aie!'' (God Help Us), used by the Normans at Hastings
''Olicrosse!'' (Holy Cross) and ''Godamite!'' (God Almighty), used by the Saxon Huscarls in battle
''Ut! Ut! Ut!'' (Out, out, out), used by the Anglo-Saxon Fyrd at Hastings

Some other good battle cries include:

''Mikill Wotan! Doni langaspjot viti!'' (Thank Odin! They are downwind of us!)
''Kringlaugd wyrd, ein spadi for qvoki ne skeifr drpr munni ne svinhqfdi'' (Gaze upon your destiny, with this sword I shall cleave your lying maggot mouth from your swine head)

The list below can be used to create new insults and battle cries. Note that it was commonplace for vikings to have insulting nicknames, so some of these can also be added to your names to create titles, as what can be taken as being an insult can also have good qualities (ie galti (wild boar) suggests unruliness and lack of discipline, but could also denote a hot-headed, hard to control warrior).

This list is not meant to be a conclusive list of insults for you to memorise, just a guide to allow a re-enactor to choose a few choice phrases to add colour to their character.

All words in yellow are Norse, whereas those in red are Old English, apologies for any mistakes in tense, I am a Physicist not a historian and my grasp of any language is poor at best.

ald
old
illskaldr plagariser
alicurl fat churl, fatso inoborna unborn
andsaca
enemy   istrumagi  fat gut
 attor venom   kamphundr  carrion eater
baulufotr   cow foot kerling old hag
 beiskaldi bitch (scold)
kuensami skirt chaser
  blatqnn  black tooth   kort short
 blot heathen
 lodinkinni shaggy hair
 bqllr ball, penis 
matarilli stingy with food (greedy)
 braudnefr breadnose
 merr mare
 broga  terror meyla little girl
 brusi he-goat  miklimunnr  loud mouth 
 burlufotr clumsy foot
 mjonefr thin nose
daufi
 deaf-mute, stupid
murtr small fish 
 dofni dopey
 musa mouse
dragi
slow  oflati  dandy, a show-off
 feald  simple ormstunga wyrm tongue (wyrm as in serpent)
galti
wild boar
 oskilgetinn bastard (one born out of wedlock) 
gam old  ox  ox
gargan
 snake  qlfuss drunkard
 gaugbrojotr grave robber
rella gripe, moaner
 gellir yeller, screamer
sipill potlicker
 gifre  greedy  skand  disgrace
 gleidr bow-legged
skirja    young cow
 griss piglet
skreyja incompetent
 haensa chicken
 slefja dribbler
halftroll half troll  telic  horrible
hauknefr  hawk nose  tik   bitch (female dog)
  hausakljufr skull cleaver sur sow
hladhqnd clean hands (therefore not much of a warrior)   tunga tongue (one who talks too much)
hqfdi head vifill  beetle
 hrafnasueltir raven starver (therefore a coward) vitskertr shortwit
 hrypa shouter  wierg cursed
huglausi cowardly
This list has been written in order to give a bit of colour to the living history we do as a part of the re-enactment, and is not devised as a conclusive list of medieval insults. The main aim is that we can then use these insults as  a way of adding character to the individuals we are portraying both on and off the field without offending anyone or resorting to modern terms.

Note that in order to reduce the risk of causing offence to anyone accidentally none of these terms are translations of modern swearwords.

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